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Picture of Baby Einstein developing the theory of relative opportunity

 

 

Water sports such as transcendental skiing, beach sailing and pier whale fishing are my favorite kinds of aquatic morphyne

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Pictures without captions would be like comedy without words

 

 

New studies show that same-sex marriage may NOT be as thrilling as it was touted to be

 

 


The rule of natural random selection says that inevitably, some women are much more beautiful than most of the rest

 

 

Blue People Liberation Army insurgent looking for a credible niche on the map of politically correct radical activism

 

 

If you come to a fork in the road, take both

 

 

A letter from Franz Kafka

 

 

The subliminally official stadium of Brazilian football

 

 

American GIs are still hanging out in Normandy, making sure that France remains a free and sovereign nation

 

 

Chinese girl with very extravagant eyes

 

 

If you see an INVERTED picture above, you may need to have your variable comprehension adjusted

 

 

The new economy seats on Air France

 

 

Picture of Gabriel García Márquez during a phone conversation with God

 

 

Picture of a devoted wife embracing her imaginary husband

 

 

You can try to open a door with the wrong key or you can break a window with a solid cloud, it's your choice !

 

 

You can lead a fool to this website, but you can't make him think

 

 

Words are to pictures what oxygen pills are to underwater ballet

 

 

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Quixotic police officer pulling over a speeding Harley Davidson on the Pacific Coast Highway

 

 

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With a clever use of perspective, anyone can these days look like a masterpiece of Florentine art

 

 

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Children reading the Morphyne Gazette. Paris.1936.

 

 

paris, nice, autoroute

Paris to Nice in less than one week

 

 

glass. half, empty, full, haiku

Some people see this glass as half empty while others see this glass as half full,
but I prefer to see this glass as half crazy and the other half as half cool

 

 

This boy would like you to know that life is only as good as what you can do with the luck of your draw

 

 

anti, government, protester, fighter

Some of the best portrait photography happens frequently in the world of life and death journalism

 

 

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The arrival of Jesus in Spain

 

 

indian, india, soldier

This is what cannabis does to a professional soldier in an army of men

 

 

couple, relationship, marriage

Husband and Wife. The Final Episode.

 

 

winter, cold, weather

It is SO cold in the Northeast right now that people evaporate into a fine mist of powdered ice crystals

 

 

annie, wintour, vogue

Annie was born on January 1, 2000.
She is the first 14-year-old editor-in-chief of a major New York magazine,
and while the rights to this story are still being optioned, the only teenage girl to ever replace Anna Wintour.

 

 

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Buddhist monk vigilante keeping an eye on his village

 

 

yoga, asana, pose

A morphyne is a very dexterously balanced thought which has not yet found its intuitive audience

 

 

pope, francis, vatican

Picture of Pope Francis catching a divine cold

 

 

ski, mountain, winter

Picture of Los Angeles during winter

 

 

cows, snow, winter

Cows without GPS

 

 

My neighbor insists that she is my wife, but the fact that she lives in my house
and that she has my children actually makes her my perfectly convenient mistress as well as the love of my life

 

 

little, girl, hat

Later in life, this miniature lady developed a family,
a literary career, a Pulitzer Prize and a chic online salon for very cute little hats

 

 

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Photo by Gustav Klimt (1862-1918)

 

 

israel, syria, war

My room is sometimes cold in the summer and hot during winter, but it always has this view of an impossible spring

 

 

color, light, invention, venice

Color and light were invented in Venice by a submarine captain who would tell stories very few people would ever believe

 

 

national, geographic, photo, contest

Morphing is the art of blending into the environment by making perception as conventional and as predictable as it seems

 

 

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Sunday morning trip to Mont Saint-Michel in our family helicopter

 

 

black, white, blue, color, contrast, light

Black and white contrast with a touch of blue bidimensional light

 

 

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Los Angeles beach whisperer taking off on a very comfortable nap around the world

 

 

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Happily married woman watering the garden

 

 

place, concorde, paris, france

There is a moment in time every morning when I meet all the great artists who ever lived in this city,
and even though they cannot really see me, I speak to them as if they were my students and I was their friend

 

 

hollywood, freeway, traffic, dead

This is how rush hour on the Hollywood freeway looks like after you're dead

 

 

horny, fuck, suck, dick, pussy

When there is nothing to eat in the bedroom

 

 

samsung, note, smartphone

If it looks like an apple, quacks like an apple and walks like an apple, it's a Samsung

 

 

paris, france, architecture

A rectangular picture of our panoramic office in Paris

 

 

travel, magazine, tour

Nothing is not only not the capital of Arizona, California or Nevada,
but not even the most popular tourist destination for people who do not want to see nothing interesting

 

 

grand, canyon, mountains, rafting, fire

Lightning struck the Grand Canyon last night and set it on fire.
Thousands of miles of red sandstone mountains and rapid whitewater rivers are burning completely out of control.

 

 

milan, fashion, show, paris, gay

It is against the law to pretend that who you are is not the same person as the one who seems to be someone else

 

 

london syria war

People standing in line for an uncertain tomorrow

 

 

pulitzer prize winner 2013

The 2014 Pulitzer Prize winners were announced yesterday. For some reason, Morphyne.com (again) did NOT win.

 

 

UFO area 51
 
Area 51 was declassified by the CIA, which immediately confirmed the fact
that extraterrestrials have been building secret military aircraft for the State Department for the last 68 years

 

 

cinderella conceptual art story

There comes a time when the fairy tale is irremediably over
and when Prince Charming gets on your nerves more than the divorce proceedings are worth

 

 

cancer cell microscopic

Morphyne.com has produced the first-ever high-definition picture of a sexually active CANCER bacteria.
The lethal bugger lies dormant in your internal organs until, driven by irresistible lust,
it decides to compulsively, obsessively and existentially copulate with your health.

 

 

facebook zuckerberg smartphone

Facebook will launch its own smartphone. The phone will allow you to call your friends, your friends' friends
or any other friends you've never met in your life or online, individually, anonymously or ALL of them at the very same time.

 

 

obama signature law

President Obama signed new legislation which unequivocally legalizes morphyne,
except in Los Angeles, New York and everywhere else in-between

 

 

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Convicted Russian protester daydreaming about meeting an American NSA whistle-blower

 

 

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Picture of Anthony Wiener [sic] explaining the theory of relative infidelity
where enfidelity equals the mess of psychopathic irresponsibility times the speed of lies, square

einstein theory relativity

 

 

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Happy as a blooming rosebud, Huma Abedin-Weiner is PROUD of her faithful, truthful and straightforward husband

 

 

deepak chopra trayvon zimmerman

Had Trayvon Martin been a thoughtful Ivy League laureate and George Zimmerman a sage Deepak Chopra wannabe,
the outcome of the Florida trial would have been a whole lot more confusing, don't you think ?

 

 

abortion debate texas planned parenthood

Miss Texas won the Politically Correct Miss U.S.A. Beauty Pageant. Miss Dewhurst (L) came in second.

 

 

harem, sex, women

A reverse harem is an open union between a woman and a group of select men who are there to love, to praise, to please and to serve her.
After thousands of years of male tyranny, the reverse harem comes as a new, modern and politically (in)correct form
of societal retribution among independent, self-sufficent and open-minded Middle-Eastern and Far-Eastern women.

 

 

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A happy young bride celebrating his wedding

 

 

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Manhattan Capitalists Occupying Wall Street

 

 

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The baby milk section in a supermodel supermarket

 

 

family marriage couple life

He then produced irrefutable proof that she was NOT doing enough to raise the child and to manage the household

 

 

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U3
What do Bono, François Hollande and Bill Gates have in common ?
They formed a new French rock band which has WAY too much money to spend.

 

 

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Life is giving us many choices, but some of them are easier to make than you'd think

 

 

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Drowning man asking for help

 

 

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The U.S. Ambassador to North Korea watching a nuclear rocket take off

 

 

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Professional intellectual pugilist David Mamet preparing for the Glengarry word fight

 

 

cosmetic aesthetic surgery face doctor

Magazine clipping cosmetic surgery is very convenient because it costs only pennies per face,
it is very easy to remove and replace, you can look like anyone else in the world (including celebrities)
you can change your look anytime, you can look young, perfect and glamorous, all day long every day
or you can have that Parisian je ne sais quoi look, just like an art masterpiece at the fabulous Musée d'Orsay

 

 

uffizi prado louvre art museum sex

And suddenly ART CLASS turned into a luring, mind-bending and irresistible dream

 

 

chessboxing chess boxing ring move sport

Chessboxing is a new sport in which you are allowed to slap or to punch your opponent whenever he makes a bad move.
Offensive words of any kind are permitted, which is why chessboxers always wear garbage-canceling headphones.
The sport is very successful wherever alcohol, pride, property, race, sex, money or politics are involved.

 

 

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Room with a view

 

 

youth face mask cosmetic surgery

The 20-year-old-looking DNA face mask is the latest trend among middle-aged women who wish to look young whenever they want

 

 

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The world has a new pope.
The news and the photo have nothing in common,
but neither do the billions of people who have nothing in common with the Catholic church.

 

 

baldessari art gallery museum modern text painting

Lacking any trace of visual inspiration, this artist simply wrote down how he wants his artwork to work

 

 

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The horse meat scandal in Europe seems to have reached optical illusion proportions

 

 

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Mark Zuckerberg explains how Morphyne.com uses photos to create news feed stories

 

 

hong kong china chinese real estate market

China will overtake the United States, Germany and Japan to become the number one economy in the world

 

 

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Early morning sex. Check. Breakfast with Michelle. Check. Daily CIA briefing. Check. Read Morphyne on my iPhone. Priceless.

 

 

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Entering the White House grounds is absolutely prohibited. Trespass at your own risk.

 

 

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Daily commuters waiting for the Manhattan ferry

 

 

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The director of the federal budget waiting for the arrival of spring

 

 

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-Honey, is that a Smith & Wesson .95 in your pocket ?

 

 

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Scotch tape is the latest medical breakthrough in cosmetic surgery
because it eliminates wrinkles, it defies gravity and it gives you a healthy, upbeat and natural look

 

 

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The advantage of having butterflies as house pets is that they do not bark, scratch the furniture,
chew on remote controls, poop on the carpet, chase squirrels or come home with dead mice in their mouth.
Domestic butterflies feed on ultraviolet flower colors and turn into white unicorns once a year.

 

 

NASA Mars Curiosity rover rock planet meteorite galaxy scientist astronomer jet propulsion laboratory lab labs pasadena photo picture

A Mars rover enthusiast shows undeniable proof that LIFE has been found on that planet

 

 

Picture of René Magritte without a hat and without the trademark apple

 

 

Christmas tree for very depressed people

 

 

Warning : writing may be hazardous to your life

 

 

Pope Benedict XVI visiting a Popemobile dealership

 

 

Banking executives examining a painting by Jackson Pollock from an ACCOUNTING perspective

 

 

This man is about to jump off the CLIFF after he found out that his wife is sleeping with a FISCAL inspector

 

 

Self-portrait of Vincent van Gogh during his sane, happy, successful and very well paid art period

 

 

They say that after you die, you cross the river of Hades in a boat full of bird droppings.
It stinks so bad you can vomit, there is no water to drink where you're going,
no showers, no beds, no food, no air conditioning, no concierge, it is AWFUL !

 

 

Flying house owners do not have to pay property taxes because they are not connected to the conventional laws of the land

 

 

Dead people protesting against abysmal living conditions

 

 

Middle-aged woman suddenly realizing that an entire chapter is missing from her irreversible life

 

 

Michael Phelps does not seem to be able to comprehend
that the Olympics are over and that the gold medal count has come to an end

 

 

Adobe Photoshop allows toddlers to be self-sufficient even while both parents are at work

 

 

In this new adaptation of Tolstoy's "Anna Karenina", Keira Knightley plays a British actress who moves to Beverly Hills,
finds international fame and unlimited acting success (Oscar for Best Actress in 2013) makes an OBSCENE amount of money,
becomes politically involved (L) and marries a rock musician who has his own private jet. Happy end.

 

 

Unlike the Occupy Wall Street movement, this demonstration consists of gainfully employed, responsible and sober adults
who are only asking for a positive inner balance and for a daily moment of spiritual peace with the self

 

 

President Obama has developed a massive economic stimulus plan which will invest in good weather
while at the same time he announced severe austerity measures designed to cut as much as 20% of the rain

 

 

If the national debt continues to grow at this pace ( $3.92 billion per day )
the Great Wall of China will eventually extend to Los Angeles, Minneapolis, Chicago, Washington D.C. and New York

 

 

Polls show that 54% of all Americans are now in favor of gay marriage,
while 46% are concerned with the fact that it is very difficult to determine if the first group has been telling the truth

 

 

Military marriage is an alternative form of matrimonial union
where rank and discipline replace love and romance based on a very strict code of enforceable rules

 

 

With a little help from the Fish Whisperer, this toddler won the National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling the word "H2O"

 

 

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Steve Jobs had a secret ambition : to build the world's best automobile, to conquer 50% of the market
and to show all other manufacturers how to harvest a beautifully efficient machine.
But Steve Jobs died on October 5th, 2011.
Morphyne.com stepped in and completed the dream.

 

 

Studies show that most couples can find the illusion of everlasting love by watching a very uplifting and inspiring film

 

 

Even though François Hollande is the President of France and Barack Obama is the President of the United States,
they discovered that they have a whole lot in common when they both agreed that it feels absolutely GREAT to be king

 

 

Catholic tennis is the second most popular religious activity among evangelical hedonists

 

 

Quietly determined protester and 99% OCCUPIE warrior demonstrating for a yet unclear and unspecified cause

 

 

Dead soldier patrolling the city of Jerusalem on a peaceful and beautiful day

 

 

Every day after work, Barack Obama rides the bus back home to the blue-collar neighborhood where he lives with his family

 

 

Barack Obama has this recurrent dream about what would have happened had he married Claudia Schiffer instead

 

 

Attorney General Eric Holder sued the Sheriff of Arizona for upholding the law, he sued Apple for being excessively efficient
and he sued the Supreme Court for being too bipartisan, white, rich, educated and old

 

 

Pas de deux with well directed faux pas and perfectly scripted trompe l'oeil

 

 

After a certain age, you tend to look in all the wrong places and to lamentably miss all the really GOOD parts

 

 

The YouTube Generation's Guide to the Great Masters of Cinema Classics :

Charlie Who ?
Orson Weinstein
Henry Ford
Adolf Hitcock
Frederic Ophelini
aQira Currosawa
Yingmar Berman
Fransoix Truefault
Michelangelo Anonymi
Ramón Polandsky
Stanley Cubik
Frances Koppolah
Marvin Scoresissy
Woody Helen

Copyright @ Morphyne.com

 

 

Mona Lisa twenty years before she was photographed by Leonardo da Vinci

 

 

Morphyne calligraphy takes YEARS to complete and can only be deciphered by those with an eye for true wit

 

 

Picture of me as a boy

 

 

Cellular cloning means that you may be communicating with people you might NOT want to communicate with
or with people who are perfectly aware that you have NO idea who they are

 

 

To add STEALTHINESS to his game, Kobe Bryant wears a FACE MASK which renders him unrecognizable to opposing NBA teams

 

 

Not having won any Oscar this year, he went back to his room and watched Oprah reruns for the rest of the night

 

 

Paying off the national debt one Chinese restaurant at a time

 

 

Those in FAVOR of paid maternity leave, please raise your hand at this point !

 

 

If art museums make you feel any better, then art museums should be covered by national health care

 

 

DEMOCRACY 101 :
-What ? I am not allowed to speak on my cellphone in public ?

 

 

In response to Facebook's IPO filing which created a few hundred millionaires and a bunch of new billionaires,
the Occupy Wall Street movement decided to occupy Facebook and to claim its own fair share of the jackpot, why not ?

 

 

The new Apple iPhone 5 does NOT have a screen because it communicates directly with the eyes and the voice in your mind

 

 

Nicolas Sarkozy turned down an offer to be the President of Bruxelles

 

 

This bridge connects the Morphyne.com headquarters in the Hollywood Hills with the Sacre Coeur Basilica in Montmartre

 

 

Debt, deficit, recession, unemployment, inflation do not mean anything to this girl.
If she and her family can survive another year, she'll be happy.
Happy new year, little girl !

 

 

Polar bears hibernate underwater during winter, but they surface just in time for the exhilarating arrival of spring

 

 

The guy in the middle is by far the most powerful man on the planet

 

 

It's official : Berlin is now 100% JEWISH !

 

 

“The Protester” was named Time magazine’s person of the year. The owner of the van was NOT given a chance to respond.

 

 

These people were BLOWN AWAY by a speech President Barack Obama masterfully teleprompted today

 

 

"American Idol" is a very popular television show in Venezuela because it attracts contestants from ALL walks of life

 

 

By using a VERY intense concentration technique, this man can manage to stay in this suspended position for over one hour

 

 

Mark Zuckerberg spoke against the financial institutions' inability to make as much money as his personal income

 

 

The Shopping Season is that favorite time of the year
when people love to buy things they don't really need or to replace them with things they already have

 

 

This store detective has a 100% apprehension rate in the produce department

 

 

Wall Street banker begging for a million-dollar cash bonus on the streets of Manhattan

 

 

Did you know that Vladimir Putin now works as a full-time KGB dentist ?

 

 

The Dalai Lama will be retiring soon, so a replacement for the lifetime Buddhist demigod had to be found in a hurry

 

 

McDonald's employee taking orders at a drive-thru window somewhere in deep insurgent Taliban territory

 

 

A Beverly Hills judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail after she admitted that she is addicted to a daily dose of Morphyne.com

 

 

Statistics shows that from the point of view of a toddler, most people are strange, complicated and OLD

 

 

Future U.S. voter proudly marking his territory

 

 

Supermodel wife Carla Bruni wearing an evening gown designed by Nicolas Sarkozy

 

 

Did you know that an un-authorized biography of Steve Jobs written in Chinese by anonymous writers
is 99% cheaper than the true Steve Jobs biography written in English by a professional biographer like Walter Isaacson ?

 

 

The 2012 Morphyne Obamamobile with moonroof jacuzzi and election campaign tax-the-rich teleprompter

www.obamamobile.com

 

 

New York City sanitation worker cleaning up after those pesky Occupy Wall Street protesters

 

 

The reaction of the Saudi ambassador to the United States upon realizing that Iran had plans to assassinate him in Washington D.C.

 

formula theory of relativity einstein

Dr. Ralph Steinman, a winner of the 2011 Nobel Prize in Medicine, died of PANCREATIC CANCER three days before winning the prestigious award. 
The winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry won for discovering invisible traces of H2O in tap water, 
the winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics disappeared in a self-made expanding black hole, 
the winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics declared bankruptcy, 
the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize was arrested for domestic battery and spousal abuse
and the winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature admitted experiencing complete writer's block while writing the award-winning novel. 

 

 

Peanut butter and bacon donuts can actually help you LOSE weight,
because dead people weigh LESS than the people who eat a balanced low-calorie diet

 

 

While shopping incognito at Target, First Lady Michelle Obama went completely UNRECOGNIZED
(except by the army of casually dressed Secret Service agents who were acting as shoppers or as indifferent cashiers)

 

 

Spanish bullfighter José Tomás was killed by a bull in Barcelona today.
Texting while bullfighting is the number one cause of death in Catalonia's bullrings these days.

 

 

Islamic Lingerie

 

 

Dead man reminiscing his youth

 

 

Real parents with fictional children

 

 

The Art Police

 

 

Why work when you can SING ?

 

 

Single young women looking for a few REAL men

 

 

This is what happens when you hire an unstable, undependable and unreliable contractor

 

 

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Young girls taking part in an unsynchronized swimming competition

 

 

divorce marriage wedding

Picture of an ever-recurring divorce

 

 

Luxus pick-up truck

The new Lexus pick-up truck features an air-conditioned soft leather bed, a fully automatic invisible hard top,
an all-you-can-dream virtual minibar and a 360º holographic karaoke machine

 

 

Woody Allen Cannes opening photo

As a condition of his participation, Woody Allen demanded that he be the ONLY member of the 2011 Cannes Film Festival jury

 

 

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Picture of Osama bin Laden writing today's news on his laptop computer

 

 

Pakistan 60 Minutes CBS

Pakistani special forces proudly exhibiting the ability to find Al Qaeda terrorists hiding openly in their country

 

 

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Picture of Osama bin Laden AFTER his death

 

 

Picture of Cristiano Ronaldo begging for some attention

 

 

Obama tax socialism photo

President Obama warning Americans making more than $250,000 a year that there will be CONSEQUENCES if they continue to do so

 

 

Taliban Afghanistan graffiti wall

Eclectic Taliban characters taking the bus from Kabul to New York

 

 

Courtney Cox cougar photo

Picture of a contemplative COUGAR daydreaming about what could have happened had she lived seven lives

 

 

Air Force France NATO bomber photo

This French Air Force crew on a NATO mission to Libya
GOT LOST in the confusing European airspace and ended up bombing the hell out of Belgium

 

 

Downtown Los Angeles Frank Gehry nuclear power plant photo

Designed by Frank Gehry, this modern nuclear power plant overlooking Downtown Los Angeles
features a five-star restaurant, an indoor swimming pool bar, complimentary limousine service
and free subconscious access to MORPHYNE.COM

 

 

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Morphyne.com photographer hitchhiking from Fukushima to Benghazi (today)

 

 

Japan earthquake tsunami photo

The good news about the nuclear tragedy in Japan is that plutonium isotopes only last around for two thousand years
so by the time you will reach that critical age, you should be free and clear of any radiation at all

 

 

Unemployed unemployment employed employee union labor worker photo

Unemployment is DOWN to 8.9% due to the fact that many companies are hiring people without pay
or replacing full-time jobs with no-time jobs which pay less than the official illegal immigrant wage

 

 

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An apple once or twice every day would definitely keep the doctor from this very fancy hotel room away

 

 

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Julien Berthier is attempting to sail around the world on a sinking boat.
The voyage is sponsored by the New York Stock Exchange.

 

 

electric car hybrid energy efficient automobile auto show future photo

Morphyne.com predicts that kite-powered cars will be the automobiles of the future

 

 

Facebook Twitter YouTube Tahrir Square Cairo Egypt Mubarak revolution photo

Social networks and media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter and YouTube ignited the Arab Spring power coups
much the same way Morphyne.com set fire to the Tour de France and the French Revolution

 

 

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Adolf Mubarak was the rock star of modern Islamic fundamentalist women

 

 

BMW 335i Coupe : $43,900. The latest iPhone: $599. Verizon Unlimited Plan: $79.99.
Texting while driving: Priceless.

 

 

India religious festival celebration water river H2O Sisyphus Buddha photo

A man with a shovel digging a hole in the water

 

 

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McDonalds opened a very chic, expensive, elegant and discreet restaurant here in Paris

McLouvre.com

 

 

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On his first day on the job, California Governor Jerry Brown announced that he would like to see property taxes go up 100%,
that smoking marijuana while driving an automobile should be legal and that Mexican border checkpoints will be a thing of the past

 

 

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The writer of Morphyne.com during work hours

 

 

Assange wikileaks photo

New spectroscopic evidence shows that Julian Assange is not only infrared, but also ultraviolet, radioactive and toxic

 

 

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Business people praying for the economic recession to somehow go away by itself

 

 

Romain Duris photo

According to a study conducted by the Morphyne Institute, nine people in ten have no idea who the tenth person is

 

 

Obama stimulus plan deficit inflation recession depression low dollar bill photo

You might not know this, but the Obama Stimulus Plan generates an average of 2,000 kilowatt calories per hour

 

 

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Michael Moore's very last POV on this planet

 

 

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Recession steak with Prozac cheese and deferred vegetables

 

 

Tiger Woods golf champion sex blonde scandal

Where else could Tiger Woods stare at this point ?

 

 

Paris Hilton Lindsay Logan court jail cocaine marijuana alcohol sex photo

Her attorney looked at her boobs and decided : "Yep. Those two are well worth my time today in this court!"

 

 

Shakespeare Hamlet stage theatre Jewish Jerusalem play photo

In this latest stage version of Shakespeare's masterpiece, HAMLET rants effusively about the joy of cyclical penitence, repentance and guilt

 

 

Apple TV Steve Jobs future television photo

The NEW Apple TV has no screen and no remote control
because it uses your own imagination to transmit picture and sound straight to your eyes and your brain

 

 

Letterman Leno Carson TV show photo

Long before David Letterman, Jay Leno and Johnny Carson, there was the NBC show on Morphyne.com

 

 

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Sex after the age of 100

 

 

red wine euphoria sex photo

Red wine can make you see things you would never admit you would rather see

 

 

President Barack Obama signed a sweeping Passive Change Bill,
which says that the more things stay the same, the more likely they are to fluctuate imperceptibly,
to stagnate exponentially or to improve retroactively

 

 

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Morphyne.com uninhibited readers reacting to our latest international news

 

 

louisiana gulf mexico BP oil spill coast beach

TRAVEL DEALS around the Gulf of Mexico are more than abundant these days.
Hotel rooms with a black oil sludge beach view for instance are less than twenty dollars a day.
Dead pelicans on your balcony or fish gasping for air in your shower might get you the room 100% FREE.
Crude oil in the drinking water might translate into FREE EVIAN.
Nausea and vomiting caused by unbreathable air might even get you a free trip to the BAR.

 

 

Medvedev Jobs iPhone

Steve Jobs shows Russian President Dmitry Medvedev live video footage of Russian spies spying for Russia in New York

 

 

Steve Jobs iphone photo

Picture of Steve Jobs trying to figure out the new telepathic operating system developed ny Morphyne.com

 

 

shaquille o'neal nba photo

Shaquille O'Neill competed in the 2010 National Spelling Bee, but unfortunately did not get very far

 

 

If you see a whole lot of ORANGE in this black-and-white picture, it means you have taken too much medication today

 

 

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A 7.2-magnitude earthquake struck northern Mexico on Easter Sunday,
but since most Mexicans live in the United States, hardly anybody was hurt.
Only TWO people have died.
One Mexican man died of a panic attack while burglarizing a home
and another one died when he crashed a stolen car into a cocaine vending machine.
Thousands of people though have reported multiple bullet holes to their bodies.
Today, the only visible damage is looted stores, dead people roaming the streets
and decapitated police officers screaming in pain.
Other than that, the situation is completely under control.

 

 

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Dyslexic KKK rabbi on his way to Catholic school

 

 

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This is the first baby boy EVER who can live and breathe entirely underwater.
His father is a diver and his mother is a mermaid.
He likes to play with his dolphins. A Bermuda Triangle shark is his nanny.
His name is NeMo and he speaks H2O.

 

 

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Picture of a demoralized Angelina Jolie in Midtown Manhattan after yet another unsuccessful job interview

 

 

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He comes to us in most MERCURIAL ways

 

 

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Dead AND soaking wet ? Now that's a bit TOO much, don't you think ?

 

Los Angel

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The British Academy of Film and Television Awards at the Royal Opera House in London
seem to have been attended only by ABSENT and UNAVAILABLE people this year

 

 

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Teutonic knight enjoying a cup of cappuccino before departing on yet another crusade

 

 

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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad formed his own Islamic rock band called "The Nuculars"
and is now ON TOUR playing all dysfunctional psychiatric punk clubs he can get a microphone in

 

 

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Italian Mafia mobsters have infiltrated the entertainment industry
and are frequently challenging the Hollywood Jewish oligarchy for very lucrative red carpet major creative awards

 

 

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International passengers waiting to board a transatlantic flight to the United States

 

 

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Throne salesman waiting for customers

 

 

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If you see a set of consecutive numbers, you are dull, unimaginative, mediocre and common.
If you see a set of colorful, three-dimensional and exponential LETTERS you belong to a very creative elite.

 

 

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This is what he supposedly said : "HAPPY HANUKKAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR" !

 

 

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Zeitgeist Lunch Break

 

 

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Nigerian student traveling on Northwest Airlines from Amsterdam to Detroit

 

 

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Girls just want to have REST

 

 

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U.S. Army General Stanley McChrystal, a former commander of the NATO forces in Afghanistan
explains the unquantifiable quantum dynamics of an unpredictable and ever-elusive BLACK HOLE

 

 

The Morphyne Art Gallery is now open at 34, Rue du Louvre, New York, CA 90069

 

 

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Gourmet Turkeys

 

 

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The RECESSION seems to have hit even Texas hinterland over-priced high fashion boutiques

 

 

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President Barack Obama has been visiting China
supposedly searching for the economic and political wisdom to replace our constitutional free market capitalist system

 

 

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Portrait of a man from the past

 

 

The MORPHYNE everyday face cream works like a MIRACLE even on women over 4,000 years old

 

 

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Morphyne.com real estate agent with horizontal condominium buyer

 

 

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Vincent van Dogh

 

 

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According to the latest polls, President Obama would at this point not only win the Nobel Peace Prize
but also the Vietnam War, the 2016 Copenhagen Olympics, an Oscar, American Idol and the NBA most valuable player award

 

 

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The Mother Theresa 2009 Summer Swimsuit Collection

 

 

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Marie Antoinette
( 1755 -1793 )
Self Portrait with Subliminal Message

 

 

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President Obama wants to make sure that his health care plan hires the most experienced and competent CEO

 

 

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Taliban fighters before they ever gave a damn about Taliban fighting

 

 

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Waiting for Go d'Eau

 

 

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Transcendental hippie monkey with vertical Malibu haircut

 

 

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With golf holes this big, no wonder Tiger Woods wins every time !

 

 

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Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with Barack Obama that a HOT STIMULUS PACKAGE is very hard NOT to follow

 

 

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-What are you looking at ?

 

 

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The Running of the Jews

 

 

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In order to cut COSTS the Tour de France is taking place in China this year

 

 

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Picture of the current RECESSION as seen by Morphyne.com

 

 

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We now know what Brad Pitt reads over and over again during his BEST literary moments

 

 

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Afghan women at an Islamic beauty salon

 

 

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Surfing the Dead Sea

 

 

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-I'm gonna kick your ass !

 

 

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Israeli soldier celebrating a temporary cease-fire in the occupied Palestinian territory

 

 

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African guy bringing peace and prosperity to his village

 

 

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Soldier with TOY gun in radical Taliban mujaheddin territory (Kandahar, Afghanistan)

 

 

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Multiple Choice

 

 

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William Shakespeare looking at a very old picture of himself as a very young man

 

 

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A painting simply walked away from the Louvre Museum today

 

 

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The Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris after a few bottles of wine

 

 

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-Oops, I just made another million dollars ! (Warren Buffett)

 

 

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NEW Taliban sunglasses with fashionable analog anti-aircraft positioning system

 

 

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Hasidic Jews deliberately burning in Orthodox Hell
( Auguste Renoir, 1841-1919 )

 

 

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Bipolar Sunday swimmer melancholically eulogizing her youth

 

 

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An undercover horse named INCOGNITO has anonymously won the Paris Grand Prix

 

 

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The dark side of the sun during an accidental eclipse of the moon

 

 

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The writer of Morphyne.com with his father

 

 

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The writer of Morphyne.com with his wife

 

 

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The WIFE

 

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