MORPHYNE
BREAKING NEWS
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has just announced
that he will run for the Presidency of the United States during the 2012 election.
His platform : Transforming this nation into a third-world Mexican narco-plutocracy by 2016.
His slogan :
"If you can't take the heat, get our of the fire!"
Charlie Sheen crashed his stolen Mercedes Benz S-Class into a Bel Air ravine
then called 911 when his wife beat him up in the middle of the night with a golf club
after she discovered that he had been having sexual "episodes" with eleven blonde prostitutes
all booked by a seriously bipolar Hollywood madam from Sweden.
Sounds familiar ?
Italian Mafia mobsters have infiltrated the entertainment industry
and are frequently challenging the Hollywood Jewish oligarchy for very lucrative red carpet major creative awards
Passengers waiting to board a transatlantic flight to the United States
Throne salesman waiting for customers
U.S. troops have completely occupied Haiti
which makes Barack Obama the biggest HUMANITARIAN military aggressor on Earth
This is what the passage of TIME slowly but surely will do to your face ..
If you see a set of consecutive numbers, you are dull, unimaginative, mediocre and common.
If you see a set of colorful and spirited LETTERS you belong to a very creative elite.
Here is what he supposedly said : "HAPPY HANUKKAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR" !
Zeitgeist Lunch Break
Nigerian student traveling on Northwest Airlines from Amsterdam to Detroit
BREAKING NEWS
Roman Polanski has reportedly ESCAPED from his electronically monitored Swiss chalet
and is now hiding in a Hollywood Hills mansion where he is writing an autobiographical script called
MORPHYNE
Girls just want to have REST
U.S. Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the commander of NATO forces in Afghanistan
explains the unquantifiable quantum dynamics of an unpredictable and ever-elusive BLACK HOLE
The Morphyne Art Gallery is now open at 34, Rue du Louvre, New York, CA 90069
Gourmet Turkeys
The RECESSION seems to have hit even Texas hinterland over-priced high fashion boutiques ..
Clint Eastwood will play Nicolas Sarkozy in a film about an American hero who becomes President of France
President Barack Obama has been visiting China
supposedly searching for the economic and political wisdom to replace our constitutional free market capitalist system
Portrait of a man from the past
The MORPHYNE everyday face cream works like a MIRACLE even on women over 4,000 years old !
Real estate agent with horizontal condominium buyer
Vincent van Dogh
According to the latest polls, President Obama would at this point not only win the Nobel Peace Prize
but also the Vietnam War, the 2016 Copenhagen Olympics, an Oscar, American Idol and the NBA most valuable player award !
This is the French police officer who arrested Roman Polanski upon his arrival at the Chinatown International Airport
FREE POLANSKI ?
Well, let's not forget that Roman Polanski has also brutally cut Jack Nicholson's nose with a knife, as you can see in this clip :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON6UWUN9Peo
Roman Polanski has been arrested for having had sex with a 13-year-old girl 30 years ago.
He also had sex with his 30-year-old bride 13 years ago
but there is currently no law against consensual marital sex in the country of France
2+2=1
The Mother Theresa 2009 Summer Swimsuit Collection
Marie Antoinette
( 1755 -1793 )
Self Portrait with Subliminal Message
President Obama wants to make sure that his HEALTH CARE PLAN hires the most experienced and competent CEO
Taliban fighters before they ever gave a damn about Taliban fighting
Waiting for Go d'Eau
NASA astronaut marking the future US-Mexican border
In an effort to stimulate the American economy
the $ 4,500 Cash for Clunkers Rebate Program has been extended to BRAND NEW
Aston Martin, Audi, BMW, Bentley, Ferrari, Lexus, Maserati, Mercedes Benz, Porsche, Range Rover and Rolls Royce
automobiles
Transcendental hippie monkey with vertical Malibu haircut
With golf holes this big, no wonder Tiger Woods wins every time !
Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with Barack Obama that a HOT STIMULUS PACKAGE is very hard NOT to follow
-What are you looking at ?
The Running of the Jews
In order to cut COSTS the Tour de France is taking place in China this year
Picture of the current RECESSION as seen by Morphyne.com
Go to :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCOMkC7UVNc
We now know what Brad Pitt reads over and over again during his BEST literary moments !
www.CatholicSex.com
Afghan women at an Islamic beauty salon
Surfing the Dead Sea
-I'm gonna kick your ass !
Israeli soldier celebrating a temporary cease-fire during a Palestinian occupation street party in Ramallah
African guy bringing peace and prosperity to his village
Soldier with TOY gun in radical Taliban mujaheddin territory (Kandahar, Afghanistan)
Multiple Choice
William Shakespeare looking at a very old picture of himself as a very young man
A painting simply walked away from the Louvre Museum today
The Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris after a few bottles of wine
-Oops, I just made another million dollars ! (Warren Buffett)
NEW Taliban sunglasses with fashionable analog anti-aircraft positioning system
Hasidic Jews deliberately burning in Orthodox Hell
( Auguste Monet. 1937. )
Bipolar Sunday swimmer melancholically eulogizing her youth
An undercover horse named INCOGNITO has anonymously won the Paris Grand Prix
The dark side of the sun during an accidental eclipse of the moon
The writer of Morphyne.com with his father
The writer of Morphyne.com with his wife
The WIFE
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